Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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