Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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