dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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