Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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