I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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