i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
