C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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