Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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