Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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