is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Me. At least after what I've been through.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Randomize
