Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
