I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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