I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
