I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
