they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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