i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
its not stalking. its research.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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