my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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