she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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