How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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