Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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