why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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