never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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