Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
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You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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