I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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