haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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