i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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