I'll bet she douches with gravy.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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