plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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