I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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