i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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