I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i barfeds in our rink
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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