Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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