the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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