Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
When are your genitals available?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
