Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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