WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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