the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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