Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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