so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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