so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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