How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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