He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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