STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
