Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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