He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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