he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Houston, we have a blender
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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