Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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