I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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