operation have a gay friend backfired
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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