idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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