so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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