Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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